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         <title>Matt Bors!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>I should mention my disappointment at personally missing <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/comics/tom-toles#id=/comics/uclickcomics/20100315/cx_tt_uc/tt20100315" target="_blank">Tom Toles excellent future-take</a> on the GOPers yesterday.</p><p>However, I found Matt today:<br /> </p><div align="center"><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/comics/matt-bors#id=/comics/100315/cx_mbors_umedia/20101503" target="_blank"><em><img width="500" height="102" border="0" src="http://d.yimg.com/a/p/umedia/20100315/largeimage.3b9f74549a797d234874b4fa53df8e26.gif" alt="MATT BORS!" title="MATT BORS!" /><br />Click for Full Readability!!</em></a></div><p>I have a dream much like this...<br /></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 06:10:52 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>According to Lamar</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>The coming health care legislation will have <a href="http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/alexander-passing-health-care-bill-politic" target="_blank">an effect</a>:</p><blockquote><p><em><strong>It&rsquo;ll define every Democratic congressional race in November.  And it will be a political wipeout for the Democratic Party.</strong></em></p></blockquote><p>If I may make a suggestion to the opposing party in the upcoming congressional races in November?&nbsp; GET OUT OF THE WAY.</p><p>Seriously.</p><p>All that I am suggesting is that you get behind your stated opposing beliefs <em>for once</em>, GOPers.<br /></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:31:35 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>DST is Messing Me Up</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>It happens, of course, but that means that I get to test it...</p><p><em><strong>Update</strong>: Now my computer is acting odd.&nbsp; I tried to post some <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/#35884831" target="_blank">Rachel video</a> but, no...</em></p><p><em>Go and watch it, anyway, if you dare.</em><br /></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:14:06 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>#BREITBARTOCALYPSE  Alert.</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Since it is midnight here, I feel you should <a href="http://driftglass.blogspot.com/2010/03/happy-potato-day-eve-andrew-breitbart.html" target="_blank">be warned</a>.</p><p>Get your giggle on, at the very least...<br /></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:00:06 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Recommended by Ebert</title>
         <description><![CDATA[If you're not following him on <a href="http://twitter.com/ebertchicago">twitter</a>, you're missing stuff like this:<p><center><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/6ih_KBru6Co&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/6ih_KBru6Co&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object></center><p>And you're missing far more, by the way...]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:32:59 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>I Could Say</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>I could go on and on about how tired Sunday nights tend to tire me out.</p><p>I could (especially because it happens to be true!), but the news tends to tire me out on top of work-related fatigue today.</p><p>Of course, what could possibly be tiring about <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/13/texas-textbook-massacre-u_n_498003.html" target="_blank">Texas</a> ignoring/assassinating (posthumously) a founding father?</p><p>Or <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2010/03/lessons_from_the_medicare_pres.html" target="_blank">GOPers complaining</a> about possible reconciliation because they know how it can be used?</p><p>Or <a href="http://driftglass.blogspot.com/2010/03/sunday-morning-comin-down_15.html" target="_blank">Rove continuing the lie</a>?</p><p>How could that stuff possibly tire me out?<br /></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 04:38:49 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Sad News from NYC</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Keith's father, <a href="http://keitholbermann.mlblogs.com/archives/2010/03/theodore_c_olbermann_1929-2010.html">Theodore  C. Olbermann</a>, has passed away.</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:02:32 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>(Insanity-Indicating) Quote of the Day</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>First, Obama was going to take all the guns away (though he's never indicated anything like that...) and the guns &amp; ammo distributors are still laughing all the way to the bank.</p><p>Now Obama's going to take away our fishing poles.</p><p>Leading us to this wonderfully laughable <a href="http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/new-right-wing-psychosis-obamas-war-spo" target="_blank">quote from John</a>:</p><blockquote><p><em>After fish, what's next? Will Obama ban kittens? And then hold Kitten  death panels?</em></p></blockquote><p>They are the following logical steps...<br /></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:55:38 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>I Couldn&apos;t Choose</title>
         <description><![CDATA[It a three-way tie with <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/comics/jeff-danziger#id=/comics/uclickcomics/20100311/cx_jd_uc/jd20100311" target="_blank">Jeff Danziger</a> poking Rush (pun intended), <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/comics/rob-rogers#id=/comics/100312/cx_rrogers_umedia/20101203" target="_blank">Rob Rogers</a> on the lying liars through history (Godwinning warning) and <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/comics/tom-toles#id=/comics/uclickcomics/20100312/cx_tt_uc/tt20100312" target="_blank">Tom Toles</a> with the best turtle I've seen (Mitch warning)...<br />]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:22:20 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>They&apos;re Called Lyrics, GlennBeck...</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>As Saint Ronnie <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/06/16/reagan.80s/"
target="_blank">said</a> so long ago, GlennBeck:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p><em>&quot;America's future rests in a thousand dreams inside our hearts,&quot; the
  president said. &quot;It rests in the message of hope in the songs of a man so many young
  Americans admire: New Jersey's own Bruce Springsteen.&quot;</em></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Regardless of what preconceived idiocy you happen to spout on your radio show:</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:28:08 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Suddenly, I Laughed...</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Going through the morning picks and came across this gem from <strong>Tom Toles</strong>:<br /></p><div align="center"><em><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/comics/tom-toles#id=/comics/uclickcomics/20100311/cx_tt_uc/tt20100311" target="_blank"><img width="500" height="85" border="0" src="http://d.yimg.com/a/p/uc/20100311/largeimagett100311.gif" alt="Tom Toles" title="Tom Toles" /></a><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/comics/tom-toles#id=/comics/uclickcomics/20100311/cx_tt_uc/tt20100311" target="_blank">Click to See Why!</a></em></div><p>A new statue for <em>glennbeckistan</em>!<br /></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:27:17 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>I Feel Better About Driving Today</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>If only because <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/11/opinion/11schmidt.html?th=&amp;adxnnl=1&amp;emc=th&amp;adxnnlx=1268302669-6g2MxVthRRCcJJDX3qxrGA&amp;pagewanted=all" target="_blank">this article</a> put my situation as an aside:</p><blockquote><p><em>(In a car with a manual transmission, a driver is naturally prevented from making a simple pedal error, because even if his right foot goes to the accelerator instead of the brake, the car still will not move unless he also intentionally lifts his left foot from the clutch.)</em></p></blockquote><p>The two cars I managed to buy in this life have both been manuals.</p><p>As far as I care, <strong>whatever</strong> I drive in the future will have a manual.<br /></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:20:09 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>What a Day...</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>On this day, we were blessed with the annoying <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Murdoch" target="_blank">Australian</a> and two annoying <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Buttafuoco" target="_blank">Italian</a>-<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonin_Scalia" target="_blank">Americans</a>.</p><p>Fortunately, for balance, we were also blessed with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_McFerrin" target="_blank">an incredibly gifted American</a>.</p><p>So it was <em>and is</em> a good day.<br /></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:56:05 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>He Has A List</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/" target="_blank">TRMS</a> points out
some inconsistencies with the <a
href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/03/10/like-paul-bunyans-axe/" target="_blank">idiot'</a>s
ever-malleable list.</p>

<p>On top of that, it turns out that he doesn't even know the rules of the game and
authoritatively disproves his own damned arguments with his continued teevee appearances.</p>

<p>On top of that:</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:19:38 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Free* Wireless Broadband</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Considering how crappy satellite service is on a day-to-day basis, I enjoy getting my hopes up like <a href="http://www.switched.com/2010/03/10/fcc-considering-free-wi-fi-as-part-of-national-plan/" target="_blank">this</a>:</p><blockquote><p><em>Given the political gridlock that's recently taken hold of Capitol Hill (and the sadly realistic possibility that &quot;socialist Wi-Fi&quot; could ignite another powder keg of Tea Party hysteria), we wouldn't get our hopes up, even in a country where one-third of the population doesn't have high-speed access. <strong>Providing free or subsidized broadband makes absolutely perfect sense -- which is exactly why we're not optimistic about seeing it come to fruition.</strong></em></p></blockquote><p>Emphasis mine.</p><p><em>*High hopes, also...</em><br /></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:46:57 -0500</pubDate>
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