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July 31, 2008

A Fun Read

Over at the Village Voice, rightblogger comedy gathered up but barely sanitized.

Regarding Barack's speech over in Germany, an example:

Dr. Melissa Clouthier noted with horror that Obama's speech was announced with "advertising and rally literature that is written in German," the native language of most Berlin residents. She also displayed a poster for the event featuring Obama next to a strikingly dissimilar poster featuring Hitler. "This is about artistic tone," announced Clouthier. "I was struck by how similar they are in feel the color choice differences aside. Unnerving really." After some disapproval and outright mockery from other blogs, Clouthier elucidated: "I made no comparisons between Hitler and Obama," she insisted, "unlike the open-minded progressive nutroots have about President Bush," and she blamed Obama for "handing out German-language campaign materials with disturbing imagery alluding to a former fascist leader." (Clouthier's doctoral degree, readers will be relieved to note, is not in Letters.)

As I said, nothing but comedy.

How Far Should We Go for Oil?

I mean, it's just sitting there:

Here is the best opportunity ever- according to Wired, scientists have just discovered a lake of petroleum on Titan, a moon of Saturn. They call it Ontario Lacus because it is the size of Lake Ontario, but are looking for a less foreign alternative. And you don't even need a drill; just a big bucket.

1.5 BILLION mile round trip, so what the heck...

Thursday QT

We get a two-fer today because the items are related and because it's QT's weekend:

McCain vs. truth: Ad it up

F.C., a Vernon Hills reader, writes:

"How come you're not pointing out that B. Hussein Obama, the so called "messiah," did not go to see wounded troops on his photo-op campaign trip?"

You are mimicking, among other things, the John McCain TV ad that darkly accuses Barack Obama of not respecting our wounded soldiers except as photo props:

"Seems the Pentagon wouldn't allow him to bring cameras . . ."

The McCain campaign knows this isn't true -- that Obama, in fact, has visited privately with wounded soldiers in Iraq and the United States.

There are two explanations for such TV ads.

The first is that McCain is not a particularly honorable man.

The second is that he is so old he tends to become confused about his facts and surroundings.

QT will leave it to you to choose one.

Fools Rush in . . .

Rush Limbaugh regarding the McCain TV ad about Barack Obama and the soldiers:

"The only thing you need to remember is that Barack Obama had scheduled two troop visits in Germany, and he canceled them. That's all you need to know."

The nice thing about being a Dittohead is that you are required to know so little.

Heh.

Frustrated?

The rampant politicization of the Department of Justice has some people shaking their heads, obviously:

Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) expressed dismay over the ease with which disgraced Justice Department officials were able to avoid punishment:

"They need only change jobs to avoid responsibility."

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Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) was frustrated with the fact that some of "the so-called Bushies" are still holding high-level positions with the department:

"It looks like they got away with it scot-free."

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Sen. Benjamin Cardin (D-MD) was somewhat incredulous about the supposed lack of involvement of high-level officials.

"How was this allowed to continue in an agency that has such a long history of excellence and non-partisanship?"

And that's all well and good, of course.

Personally, I like The Daily Show's take on the situation:

'nuff said...

I Like It...

July 30, 2008

Wednesday QT

QT notices something:

McCain honors troops by partying?

News Item: John McCain attends $1,000-a-head fund-raiser at the Fairmont Hotel on San Francisco's Nob Hill.

Think about it.The San Francisco VA Medical Center is only 5.6 miles from the Fairmont Hotel.

But it seems John McCain would rather go to a party than visit our wounded troops.

Maybe that's why he's responsible for higher gas prices.

What else is he hiding?

I've heard that McCain is a secret Spaghedeist.

(With apologies to Spaghedeists everywhere...)

SUV Subtlety

Morford isn't exactly known for subtlety, though:

You can sense the shadow, the darkening, the imminent and oily doom. The dinosaurs are trembling, scribbling out their wills as fast as possible. They know the end is near, the signs are all in place, as that giant $63K Toyota Land Cruiser V8 you bought just a couple years ago violently depreciates down to less than half of what you paid for it. Ouch.

Yes, the imploding petroleum economy has spoken, and this is what it said: The era of the big, happy, dumb SUV is over.

It is kind of interesting to me.  We're watching the invisible hand of the market as it curls into a fist and beats the snot out of slowly-evolving automakers...

California Takes Another Shot

Warren Zevon, Desperados Under the Eaves:

And if California slides into the ocean
Like the mystics and statistics say it will
I predict this motel will be standing until I pay my bill

Los Angeles took another step toward San Francisco yesterday:

An earthquake struck just east of Los Angeles on Tuesday, rocking tall buildings and rattling nerves across Southern California, but causing no serious injuries or major structural damage.

The quake hit at 11:42 a.m. local time (1842 GMT) about 30 miles (48 km) east of Los Angeles in suburban Chino Hills and registered magnitude 5.4 -- making it the strongest seismic event centered near America's second-largest city since the 6.7-magnitude Northridge quake in 1994.

It was, thankfully, not too bad after all:

San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department spokeswoman Jodi Miller said there were no reports of injuries or structural damage.

So set 'em up for the next one...

A Nice Thought

Just try to imagine this as mass transit:

Meet the Martin Jetpack, a contraption unveiled at a US air show yesterday. It is a real-life version of the toy we all fantasised about as children (and some of us as adults) and which Sean Connery as James Bond got to wear in the early minutes of Thunderball. Simply attach, the manufacturers claim, and up you go. No more traffic jams as you slice through the air at speeds of up to 186mph.

OK, try to imagine 186mph.  In the air.  With a thousand other idiots flying through the air around you.

I've done about 120mph on a Kawasaki and that was an interesting enough experience in two-dimensional transportation.

I can't even begin to imagine adding another at that speed.

Random Thought of the Day

Don't you just hate it when work interferes with your hobbies?

Wow

If you recall this from a year ago:

Federal agents searching the Alaska home of Republican Sen. Ted Stevens appeared particularly interested in cases of wine stored in the senator's house, an attorney briefed on the raid said.

You may have wondered just what was going on.

Well, it turns out that it may not have been the wine, after all:

Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska, a legendary political figure closely tied to the rough-and-tumble history of his home state, and who wields outsize influence over federal spending, was indicted on Tuesday on seven felony counts of failing to disclose gifts that he received from an oil services company.

A federal grand jury in the District of Columbia charged Mr. Stevens, who is 84 and the longest-serving Republican in the Senate, with failing to report more than $250,000 in gifts, including extensive renovations to his house in Alaska, a Land Rover and home furnishings on financial disclosure forms that he filed from 1999 to 2006.

Of course, people are innocent until proven guilty, right?  Ted says he is innocent:

I have proudly served this nation and Alaska for over 50 years. My public service began when I served in World War II. It saddens me to learn that these charges have been brought against me. I have never knowingly submitted a false disclosure form required by law as a U.S. Senator.
 
In accordance with Senate Republican Conference rules, I have temporarily relinquished my vice-chairmanship and ranking positions until I am absolved of these charges.
 
The impact of these charges on my family disturbs me greatly.
 
I am innocent of these charges and intend to prove that.
I'm sure that once he produces the receipts and cancelled checks for the home remodeling & other various items, we can all breathe a sigh of relief at his innocence.

Something To Watch

July 29, 2008

Bob on Obama

So far, this much is true:

The man has been taken to task for promoting hope, threatened with mutilation by Jesse Jackson for suggesting that a lot of black fathers could do better by their kids and had his patriotism called into question because he wants to wind down a war that most Americans would dearly love to be rid of.

John McCain can barely stop himself from sputtering at the mere mention of Senator Obama’s name. He actually ran an ad blaming Mr. Obama for high gasoline prices. Even Republicans had a good laugh at that one.

And yet Mr. Obama continues to treat Senator McCain respectfully. As far as personal character is concerned, Mr. Obama has scored very well, indeed.

It's relatively early in the campaign.

Negative only needs a couple of weeks' worth of repetition.  Done nearer to Election Day, it remains fresh in the mind.

McCain is probably losing more support the more he spews the W/McSame-brand idiocy, I would hope, but 40% is about as low as he'll go.

Like I said before - so far, so good...

 

Remember This One?

Electoral-vote.com

I feel like the guy that jumped off the top of a tall building and mumbled "so far, so good" all the way down.

Remember, it's not the fall that hurts.

It's the sudden stop.

(Well, now isn't THAT optimistic?)

Truth Happens

David Kilcullen did a little writing:

After nearly seven years of costly strategic ignorance in the U.S. wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, a coming handbook written mostly by a former top aide to Gen. David H. Petraeus seeks to instruct senior civilian policy-makers about the complexities of counterinsurgency.

"Counterinsurgency: A Guide for Policy-Makers" takes the lessons learned by the U.S. in Iraq and Afghanistan and elevates them to the highest levels of national strategy. Counterinsurgency is defined in the text as "the politico-military techniques developed to neutralize... armed rebellion against constituted authority."

David Kilcullen was asked for a comment:

More bluntly, Kilcullen, who helped Petraeus design his 2007 counterinsurgency strategy in Iraq, called the decision to invade Iraq "stupid" -- in fact, he said "fucking stupid" -- and suggested that if policy-makers apply the manual's lessons, similar wars can be avoided in the future.

I was going to bleep the word out, but I believe it states the truth in such a blindingly obvious way that the poet in me simply could not do it.

Tuesday QT

Let the QT roll:

Straight talk or hate talk?

News Headline (2000): "McCain takes the high road, shuns personal attacks."

News Headline (2008): "McCain attacks Obama's patriotism."

News Headline (2008): "McCain takes aim at Obama's character."

Add John McCain to the list of things that aren't what they used to be.

Point Made

Go and read a fine essay at d r i f t g l a s s.

It's true.

How Progress Can Work

Even in Syria:

Like most Syrians, Samer Zayat has no love for Israel. He was a little uneasy when Syria announced in late May that it was holding indirect talks on a peace settlement with its old nemesis.

Yet Mr. Zayat, a 35-year-old television cinematographer, says he views a peace deal with Israel as necessary and inevitable — not just for political reasons, but because Syria’s vulnerable economy needs all the help it can get.

“We are tired, the country is suffocating,” he said, as he played backgammon with a friend at a cafe here, the sweet smell of apple-flavored tobacco drifting around him. “We have suffered a long time from the political boycott and the sanctions.”

Prosperous economies can actually keep a larger percentage of people happy, it would seem.

Happy people generally shoot fewer people.

Seems to make sense, doesn't it?

 

Congress Does Something!

It does happen, once in a while:

Congressional negotiators agreed yesterday to a ban on a family of toxins found in children's products, handing a major victory to parents and health experts who have been clamoring for the government to remove harmful chemicals from toys.

The ban, which would take effect in six months, would have significant implications for U.S. consumers, whose homes are filled with hundreds of plastic products designed for children that may be causing dangerous health effects.

It would seem that every once in a while, our government can promote the general welfare...

For Future Reference

A few days ago, QT made a point about the oh-so successful Surge policy in Iraq.

Today, I read this at truthout:

While everyone's looking at Iraq's effect on American politics -- and whether or not John McCain and Barack Obama are converging on a policy that combines a flexible timetable with a vague, and long-lasting, residual force -- let's take a look instead at Iraqi politics. The picture isn't pretty.

Considering the news we hear, whatever could he mean?

There are at least three flashpoints for an explosion, any or all of which could blow up over the next couple of months. (Way to go, Surgin' Generals!) The first is the brewing crisis over Kirkuk, where the pushy Kurds are demanding control and Iraq's Arabs are resisting. The second is in the west, and Anbar, where the US-backed Sons of Iraq sahwa ("Awakening") movement is moving to take power against the Iraqi Islamic Party, a fundamentalist Sunni bloc. And third is the restive Mahdi Army of Muqtada al-Sadr, which is chafing at gains made by its Iranian-backed rival, the Islamic Supreme Council of Iraq (ISCI).

So, the choice becomes McCain's 100-year-war or simply allow the Iraqis that want to kill each other get to it...

Thanks, W.

Heckuva job there.

Technical Issues...

Please Stand By...

It's What He Does

Pvt. Ronald A. Gray has been convicted and deserves whatever punishment he will eventually get:

President Bush on Monday approved the first execution by the military since 1961, upholding the death penalty of an Army private convicted of a series of rapes and murders more than two decades ago.

As commander in chief, the president has the final authority to approve capital punishment under the Uniform Code of Military Justice, and he did so on Monday morning in the case of Pvt. Ronald A. Gray, convicted by court-martial for two killings and an attempted murder at Fort Bragg, N.C., the White House said in a statement.

I don't have a problem with it being the death penalty, even.

I just find it morbidly amusing that W gets to do what he did at a record pace while governor of Texas:

When Bush was governor of Texas he routinely denied last-ditch pleas for clemency on execution day by systematically hearing no evidence, seeing no evidence, and sealing himself away from any tragic possibility that any evil was done at all.

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On execution day in Texas, it was the job of Gonzales to give Bush a summary of the case. The summary was the last information standing between an inmate and lethal injection. Gonzales provided 57 summaries to Bush. Gonzales intended for the memos to be confidential, but author Alan Berlow obtained them under Texas public information law.

Berlow found that Gonzales routinely provided scant summaries to Bush. The summaries, according to Berlow, ''repeatedly failed to apprise the governor of crucial issues in the cases at hand: ineffective counsel, conflict of interest, mitigating evidence, even actual evidence of innocence."

Heck, W even took the time to mock them once in a while back then...

July 28, 2008

Yeah, The Two ARE Identical

WSJ:

A cry for help goes out from a city beleaguered by violence and fear: A beam of light flashed into the night sky, the dark symbol of a bat projected onto the surface of the racing clouds . . .

Oh, wait a minute. That's not a bat, actually. In fact, when you trace the outline with your finger, it looks kind of like . . . a "W."

I'm not going to get into an argument about moral equivalence.  If a person were as rich as Bruce Wayne, he would probably find other ways to salve his pain.  The only thing Bruce and W have in common is the wealth, though to different degrees.

One fact remains, however.

Batman is a fantasy.  A revenge fantasy for every little comic book geek who picked him up at the age of 8.  Even in his best light, it is relatively easy to regard him as a criminal.

Governing by revenge fantasy (or in a criminal manner!) is a horrible way to govern. 

A quote (It's Superman talking, just to confirm the fantasy!) from The Dark Knight Returns:

You were the one they used against us, Bruce.  The one who played it rough.

When the noise started from the parent's groups and the subcommittee called us in for questioning...you were the one who laughed...that scary laugh of yours.

"Sure we're criminals," you said.  "We've always been criminals.  We have to be criminals."

So...take the parallel as far as you like, WSJ.

It will all come to the same conclusion, frankly.  Batman=Criminal, just as W=Criminal.

The only difference is that there isn't an international criminal court for Bruce Wayne.

In this reality, though, there is The Hague.

Iraq Update

Presented with sadness, not comment:

Female bombers struck Kurdish political protesters in Kirkuk and Shiite pilgrims in Baghdad on Monday morning, leaving at least 48 people dead and 249 wounded in one of the bloodiest sequences of attacks in Iraq this year.

In the northern city of Kirkuk, at least 24 people were killed and 187 wounded, after a female suicide bomber blew herself up amid thousands of Kurdish demonstrators who had gathered near the provincial headquarters building, said Brig. Gen. Burhan Tayyib Taha of the Iraqi police in Kirkuk. The bombing immediately set the city on edge. Many Kurds believed the city’s ethnic Turkmen were behind the blast and retaliated by attacking the headquarters of Turkmen political parties.

In the attacks in Baghdad, three women used suicide vests and a bomb in a bag to make strikes just minutes apart, killing 24 people, all apparently Shiite pilgrims marching in a festival, according to an official at the Interior Ministry. The dead included at least four children, one of them an infant, and there were at least 62 other people wounded, according to police officials and witnesses.

Thank Bast the surge...worked?

Well, That's....Sad?

Robert Novak may not have seen that pedestrian, after all:

Novak said he was diagnosed on Sunday with a brain tumor and will soon begin treatment at Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston. He issued the following statement:

"On Sunday, July 27, I was diagnosed with a brain tumor. I have been admitted to Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston, where doctors will soon begin appropriate treatment.

Of course, it would be inappropriate to snark in his general direction at this point.

Just as it would be unethical and treasonous to out a covert CIA operative.

Run wild, run free...

Please Do Not Pay Attention

To the polls.

Those tantalizing, sexy polls:

Sen. Barack Obama now leads Sen. John McCain among national registered voters by a 49% to 40%, according to the latest Gallup Tracking Poll.

"The margin, coincident with the extensive U.S. news coverage of Obama's foreign tour, is the largest for Obama over McCain measured since Gallup began tracking the general election horserace in March."

Wheeee!

Page-A-Day Calendars

Bast bless them.

This morning's entry from the calendar that excerpts from Bad President (BuzzFlash!) gives us this waste of human speech:

For me, all truths are inconvenient.

You can guess who said it...

Recommended Viewing

Head on over:

Welcome Back to Pottersville

...and the Persian Gulf Will Tell

Monday QT

As QT says, presented without comment:

Mirror, mirror . . .

QT News Presented Without Comment:

President Bush explained new sanctions against President Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe by noting that no government "should ignore the will of its own people and calls from the international community without consequences."

It's Still Too Early

To believe the polls, that is.

Regardless, I am currently enjoying watching them.

All we need is a few more months of McCain actually opening his yapper...

Meanwhile, In Some (Other) Reality

Grumpy granpa went to talk to Georgie yesterday:

STEPHANOPOULOS: But there was a fundamental difference about the original decision to go to war. He said it would inflame the Muslim world, it would become a recruitment tool for al Qaeda.

You said, and you wrote, that it would lessen antipathy in the Muslim world, and that we’d be greeted as liberators.

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MCCAIN: I don’t believe so. We were greeted as liberators.

Can't you just smell the maverickety goodness?

Well, something smells, it seems...

Pushing More Al...

More ads for Al.

I'm going to feel good voting for him.

Especially considering what the Coleman camp thinks of Minnesotans, with thanks to Cenk Uygar for this spot-on commentary:

At the risk of being a bit too provincial, go back to Jersey, Norm.

July 27, 2008

Sunday QT

QT covering it all:
You gotta hand it to him 

For Those Who Still Think There Is Anything Out There There Is Not an Internet Site For:

•  •  A music video by a professional organist who has no fingers at www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSTEzFcP4vI.

•  •  How to build a 17-foot-tall cardboard Mahatma Gandhi at www.instructables.com/id/SRSU1DNFHX0Z3Q3.

It All Sounds Good

A few quotes from this morning's Frank Rich:

History was on the march well before Mr. Obama boarded his plane, and his trip was perfectly timed to reap the whirlwind.

He never would have been treated as a president-in-waiting by heads of state or network talking heads if all he offered were charisma, slick rhetoric and stunning visuals. What drew them instead was the raw power Mr. Obama has amassed: the power to start shaping events and the power to move markets, including TV ratings.

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This election remains about the present and the future, where Iraq’s $10 billion a month drain on American pocketbooks and military readiness is just one moving part in a matrix of national crises stretching from the gas pump to Pakistan. That’s the high-rolling political casino where Mr. Obama amassed the chips he cashed in last week. The “change” that he can at times wield like a glib marketing gimmick is increasingly becoming a substantive reality — sometimes through Mr. Obama’s instigation, sometimes by luck. Obama-branded change is snowballing, whether it’s change you happen to believe in or not.

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“We have one president at a time,” Mr. Obama is careful to say. True, but the sitting president, a lame duck despised by voters and shunned by his own party’s candidates, now has all the gravitas of Mr. Cellophane in “Chicago.” The opening for a successor arrived prematurely, and the vacuum had been waiting to be filled. What was most striking about the Obama speech in Berlin was not anything he said so much as the alternative reality it fostered: many American children have never before seen huge crowds turn out abroad to wave American flags instead of burn them.

And, to finish it off:

The election remains Mr. Obama’s to lose, and he could lose it, whether through unexpected events, his own vanity or a vice-presidential misfire. But what we’ve learned this month is that America, our allies and most likely the next Congress are moving toward Mr. Obama’s post-Iraq vision of the future, whether he reaches the White House or not. That’s some small comfort as we contemplate the strange alternative offered by the Republicans: a candidate so oblivious to our nation’s big challenges ahead that he is doubling down in his campaign against both Mr. Maliki and Mr. Obama to be elected commander in chief of the surge.

The comedy continues for another 100 days. 

July 26, 2008

Because BuzzFlash Deserves It

Why you should go there and buy stuff?

Because they need it and because I said so.

(Besides, there's some really good stuff!)

Why does BuzzFlash keep asking for your financial support?

It's quite easy to answer, in a way. We need it.

BuzzFlash has survived from month to month based on premium purchases from the BuzzFlash Progressive Marketplace and from general donations (not tax-deductible). And we are again at a point where we have to pay our BuzzFlash credit card on Monday are running short. (We have two critical financial need times each month, around the 15th payroll and the 28th credit card due date.)

We receive many questions about our finances, but there are five main ones:

1) Why do you need $50,000 a month to run BuzzFlash?

A) We don't. But about $40,000 plus of that represents premium purchases. However, we only get back about 30% of that amount to use toward BuzzFlash expenses. So let's say theoretically that our total for July (of which we are running far short) is $50,000 and $40,000 of that represents premium purchases. After deducting our costs for the premiums, postage, packaging costs, and labor to ship, we only receive about $12,000 of that toward expenses. So hypothetically, that makes $10,000 in donations plus $12,000, or $24,000 of the $50,000 total goal that can actually be used for our operational expenses. In short, less than half of the fundraising goal can be used to pay expenses.

2) You just post headlines. How come you need about $24,000 a month to run BuzzFlash?

A) We hardly just post headlines. We have several sites as part of the BuzzFlash Internet News Network, including all original content by our staff and others on BuzzFlash.org. We have to edit BuzzFlash.com 24 hours a day. We have to write the BuzzFlash Wings of Justice, Gop Hypocrites, and Media Putz sites everyweek. We conduct an informative interview everyweek with a renowned author or elected official. And the list goes on and on. We are a broad progressive news network, not just a bunch of headlines.

We also have a staff of five full-time employees, two interns, two technology consultants and other consulting expenses. We have rent to pay, taxes, gas, public transportation subsidies, computer costs, more than $2,000 a month in server costs, several thousands a month in healthcare costs, insurance costs, utilities, DSL, hardware costs, office supplies, airlines fees, etc. We are frugal. The two owners of BuzzFlash only receive a salary of $20,000 a year and have leant BuzzFlash funds on several occasions, including now.

The Huffington Post reportedly had a capitalization of 10 million dollars by investors and is meant to make a profit as a business venture.

3) Why don't you accept advertising?

We are idealistic. We believe that advertising is the source of creating a consumer society that is skewed toward excess consumption and the control of corporations over our daily lives. We also believe that even many progressive Internet sites are compromised because of their excessive dependency on advertising for income. Call us Don Quixotes, but no one can buy our opinions our influence what we say because in the back of our minds we might be worried about losing their advertising, and that includes politicians and non-governmental organizations. (Any banners you see on BuzzFlash are for items in the BuzzFlash Progressive Marketplace. We decide what to post and will not accept any money for advertising any product that we sell.)

4) Why don't you charge subscriptions?

Because that would keep people with limited incomes from reading BuzzFlash. It violates our mission to limit our content to people who can afford it.

5) What can I do to help?

A) Buy from the BuzzFlash Progressive Marketplace and please tell your friends and relatives to purchase progressive items from there. Also, let others know about the growing "Everything Obama" BuzzFlash Progressive Marketplace section. Part of the BuzzFlash mission is to make a growing home for progressive mechandise on the Internet, so that consumer decisions can help reshape the politics of consumption.

You can also donate directly to BuzzFlash or make a monthly donation by going to the bottom of the BuzzFlash Progressive Marketplace homepage. Making a direct donation (not tax-deductible) contributes 100% to defray our expenses, not just around 30%.

We need your support. It is not a boy who cried wolf story. We are trying to do something remarkable -- and have succeeded for more than 8 years.

Keep the dream alive.

Well, That Settles That...

He must be a scary muslimblackfundy-mental if he's leaving private prayers in the Wailing Wall like THIS:

"Lord — Protect my family and me. Forgive me my sins, and help me guard against pride and despair. Give me the wisdom to do what is right and just. And make me an instrument of your will."

Scary, scary, scary man....

Believe Half of What You See

Especially when it's on Fox.

...at least he's got an OH-SO-COOL Facebook pic.  He's probably talking to Jack Bauer right there...

Goodness Gracious!

At Sadly, No! we find that if a demmycrat is popular, he must have one hell of a body count:

This isn’t one of those snarky jokes we’re so often accused of making. It’s real, and it’s likely coming soon to an inbox near you (replete with nine-hundred AOL and Hotmail addresses in the ‘cc’ column).

You’ve heard of the Clinton Body Count, and now it’s time for…

The Obama Death List

And, again, Wheeee!

July 25, 2008

A Song for the Weekend

Even though it seems to be the new stalker soundtrack, I do like it.

Death Cab for Cutie

Oh, Boy...

At least when the ice is gone, it will be easier to get to:

The future of the Arctic will be less white wilderness, more black gold, a new report on oil reserves in the High North has signalled this week. The first-comprehensive assessment of oil and gas resources north of the Arctic Circle, carried out by American geologists, reveals that underneath the ice, the region may contain as much as a fifth of the world's undiscovered yet recoverable oil and natural gas reserves.

This includes 90 billion barrels of oil, enough to supply the world for three years at current consumption rates, or to supply America for 12, and 1,670 trillion cubic feet (tcf) of gas, which is equal to about a third of the world's known gas reserves.

Good news for the drilling crowd, sure.

And I don't care if we drill in ANWR or not, because when you look at those numbers up there you need to realize one thing: Those are FINITE resources.

There WILL be a day when we run low enough on oil that we won't really be able to use it anymore.

There's nothing really infinite in this universe, but there are things we could use for thousands & millions of years.  Wind will continue to scour the earth until the sun goes 'nova and boils the oceans dry.  The sun is getting more and more useful every day, frankly.

On a completely unrelated tangent...

It kind of reminds me of people that believe the Bible is word-for-word truth.  If it is, there is no God.

Ever read The Book of Revelation?  It puts finite measures on heaven itself (Rev. 21:16):

The city was square, its length the same as (also) its width. He measured the city with the rod and found it fifteen hundred miles in length and width and height.

If you've got the god-belief thing going, you probably think of her/him as omniscient, all-powerful and all that.  That's infinity talking, right?

Then that last book of the Bible comes along and puts physical measures on infinity.

Can't have that...

This rant has been brought to you by Earl.

Have a nice day.

Interesting

E. J. Dionne Jr. makes a point:

The conventional wisdom on certain subjects is so deeply rooted that no amount of evidence disturbs its hold. That's how it is with those dreary predictions that young Americans just won't vote.

Since the late 1960s, the same chorus has been heard from election to election: The young don't care. They're disengaged. They're too wrapped up in their music, their favorite sports and their parties to take an interest in politics. Predicting that the young will vote in large numbers is like saying the Cubs will finally win the World Series.

And bast knows that sports analogies are perfect and team curses never lie, but young people can be just as smart as the old folks once in a while.

Frankly, you don't need to be all that bright to see the road we're on.

Keeping Hope Alive

Ted Rall has been a bit critical of Obama's centrist leanings since the "presumptive" was put in front of the nominee's name.

Yet even he can show a bit of hope:

Funny thing is, when I read it I thought of Reagan.

OK, an SNL skit from the time of Reagan:

President Reagan: [ shaking her hand ] Well.. I hope I've answered your questions as best I could.. given the very little I know. Goodbye, and God bless you. Thank you very much. [ she exits the Oval Office, as Reagan suddenly alters his personality to a take-charge attitude ] Okay, get back in here! [ his staffers enter the Oval Office from the adjacent room ] Alright, let's get down to business! I'm only going to go through this once, so it's essential that you pay attention! 1: Casey!

William Casey: Yes, Sir!

President Reagan: You'll spearhead our new operation to fund the Contras. The C-5As with the TOW missiles and the grenade launchers will leave for South Africa at 0800 hours! I want you to supervise the loading. 2: Regan!

Don Regan: Yes, Sir.

President Reagan: Well.. I'm afriad you're going to have to resign.
But.. first you'll make a public statement supporting me, which I wrote myself. It's over there on the word processor, just key in and press 5. The code name is..? [ Regan shrugs his shoulders ] Oh, alright, I'll do it for you! Now, any questions? [ Casey raises his hand ] Yes.

Anyone else remember this one?  The image of a hypercompetent Reagan drew HUGE laughs...

DaBr

I link to DaBr (Pronounced DAW-ber, like the moron in the TV show Coach) only because there's a shred of truth in the whole damn column.

And here it is:

Barack Obama is certainly a true American.

The rest isn't worth the read.