Apparently, God is going to leave us poor sinners behind!  Along with the knowledge, reason, logic and electricity to continue receiving emails after the rapture!

A new Web site is offering a first-of-its-kind service: sending e-mails to nonbelieving friends and family who are "left behind" after you are whisked away by God in the rapture.

I could probably type for hours trying to get the message across, but I've always been a Trekkie geek-type and enjoy a bit of mystery.  In light of that, I will leave you with this quote:

Khan Noonian Singh: Captain, are you familiar with Lucifer's response to God in Paradise Lost? 

I'm making it extraordinarily easy in my mind...

(With thanks to irregular reader Jason, Destroyer of Beers, for the link!)