Wednesday QT, Complete with Bonus Items!
Sure, there's regular QT:
Bushwhacked
News Item (2005): John McCain votes with President Bush 77 percent of the time.
News Item (2006): John McCain votes with President Bush 89 percent of the time.
News Item (2007): John McCain votes with President Bush 95 percent of the time.
News Item (2008): John McCain votes with President Bush 100 percent of the time.
Add mavericks to the list of things that aren't what they used to be.
...and then there's the combo platter!
QT:
Gore, Obama will discover whether climate is right for change
Chant of the crowd at Al Gore's endorsement of Barack Obama in Detroit:
"We need change! We need change! We need change!"
Slogans are fine. The trick is not to sound like 20,000 angry panhandlers.
CHICAGO—According to witnesses, a loud black man approached a crowd of some 4,000 strangers in downtown Chicago Tuesday and made repeated demands for change.
As only The Onion can do it...

Comments
As only The Onion can do it...
So True, Laughed so hard, i think people knew I was not using my computer for work...
Posted by: jason | June 18, 2008 02:44 PM