Due to some rather grisly finds up in Canada, may I please present QT's two-step entry:

News Item: "Mystery lingers as five feet wash ashore in Canada."

T.T., a Chicago reader, theorizes that others may have been caught in the undertoe.

Step 2.

News Item: "Canadian officials say sixth floating foot was a hoax."

Daryl Collard, a Victoria, B.C., reader, wonders if the police were embarrassed by the faux paw.

Proving yet again that sometimes the only way to make sense of something is to laugh.