Because it's true:

Czar wars

Dick Cowan, former director of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws, endorsing a study that recommends medical treatment instead of prison for drug users:

"This is not a war on drugs. This is a social problem. A community problem."

Then again, what do you expect from --

No. Wait. Those are the words of retired Army Gen. Barry McCaffrey, a former U.S. drug czar, endorsing a study that recommends medical treatment instead of prison for drug users.

Sorry.