Sucker Patrol - Teahadist Edition

Lest you think the scammers don't know their prime target demographic, here's how to rally the gullible, according to their (NOT linked for a reason!) website:
Our enemies (far left radicals) are better organized, better financed, and more aggressive than we are. These far left radicals won’t let anything stand in their way to pass their radical agenda’s, and that includes your freedom. Limb by limb our freedom is being taken from us right before our very eyes. We must act now to stop these liberals before they destroy our great nation!
The good news is there are more of us than there is of them, it's now time for us to come together in harmony, and join the fight with our voices (word of mouth), and our finances.
It’s going to take a massive amount of finances to counter the Liberal agenda.
It helps to remember how the teahadists see themselves as victims of the Kenyan usurper.
It also helps to read the lines above in the same voice as a bedwetter RWNRadio panic room commercial.
Or gold.
Or magic beans...